I feel like this photo today.

In the spirit of destruction, I've decided, for fun, to see if my job qualifies as a terrorist cell.
"Terrorism, n : the calculated use of violence (or threat of violence) against civilians in order to attain goals that are political or religious or ideological in nature; this is done through intimidation or coercion or instilling fear."
1. calculated - YES, they call it the payroll department.
2. threat of violence - YES, if you count the physical harm that would come to me if I were unemployed and living on the street.
3. against civilians - YES. Innocent civilians squandering their lives on a paycheck.
4. to attain goals - GOOD LORD, YES - that's the mantra around here.
5. ideological in nature - YES, they call it "corporate business practices."
6. intimidation, coercion, fear - YES, YES, YES.
Should I tell the FBI?